“So… Been a ninja long?” Valerie said. She and Thag were sitting in a comfy chair in what looked to be a meeting room. To
“Well obviously,” Maria said. “Ninjas. Why didn’t I guess?” The ninjas that filled the trilobite making lab crouched into ninja-attack poses and drew their weapons.
Most of the trilobites had deserted room 431. That room had been occupied by species of trilobite that lived on carrion. They hadn’t killed any
With Wellsey’s help, June barricaded the office from within, wedging the door tight shut with furniture. “Thank goodness we use 1960s style filing cabinets,” Wellsey
“And that is why I am an unmitigated badass,” Taipan said. “Questions?” Jacobs sighed. He had been sighing a great deal lately. On the other
Maria and Lenore were trying to find their way back to the pumping room, when they came across the robot, R17, flailing wildly and trying
The three members of the Paleontology club sat in the near-dark of Trilobite Park’s education centre. They sat apart from the other students, who they
When the alarms went off and the lockdown locked down, Valerie had been in Thag’s office, trying to find a suitable instructional video about ancient
After some serious deliberation the students and plumbers decided that, for safety’s sake, the Prime Minister needed to be hidden. After a lot of arguing,
Jacobs stood with Hey Ew in the twilit corridor outside Room 807b. The floor was wet with brine that trickled out from under the door.