B.G. Hilton – Writer

Guys and Trolls

Nicely Nicely:
I got the wizard here
His name is Mithrandir,
Or Gandalf who goes not to the East of here
Fly you,
Fly you
If balrogs will come fly you
In old Kazad-Dum fly you
Fly you 
Foo-els

Benny:
I’m picking Saruman
His orcs all say he can
And Wormtongue’s got the Odds on him at three to one
Orthanc
Orthanc
Is one of the towers Orthanc?
Which two of three?
Not clear
Which two

Rusty
But look at Radigast,
His bunnies have all massed
To go ‘Night of the Lepus’ on your puny ass
Bird poo
Bird poo
The guy’s covered with bird poo
Yes there’s so much bird poo
Bird poo
Doc Who

Nicely Nicely:
On Mithrandir I’ll bet,
His Hobbits are all set
And eagles come to fetch him when he gets too wet,
He’s grey
He’s grey
That robe mean’s the wizard’s grey
Wait a minute, he’s not grey
He’s white
He’s white

Benny:
Now Sharkey’s quite the guy
Boss of the Ist-ar-aye,
He’s served by all the goblins and the Uruk-Hai.
Hates trees
Hates trees
My friend says the guy hates trees.
That’s no problem I can see.
Hates trees
Hates trees

Benny:
Saruman!

Rusty:
Radaghast!

Nicely Nicely:
Mithrandir!

All:
I got the wizard here!

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