Warning! None of these are even slightly funny.
- What machines did the chicken buy to smooth the surface of pieces of corn? Kernal sanders!
- Why did the German cross the road? Because the light was green, and it was permitted.
- What time is it when an elephant kneels on an eggplant?8.57 EST!
- Why did the undertaker go to the beach? He was enjoying the em-balmy weather!
- Which musician made flour in a narrow valley? Glen Miller!
- What did the scientist call a polar bear with a machine gun? Ursus Marinus (with machine gun)!
- How did the Italian fry an egg? In a perfectly normal way, you racist!
- What job is worse than writing jokes for a cracker company? N/a!