Welcome to The South Hertling Chronicles, the serial novels where low fantasy meets high soap opera.
Somewhere in the depths of Australian suburbia the Handy Pavilion, a big-box hardware store drifts towards war with its rivals in the DIY Barn. Join the eccentric Pavilion employees as they live, learn, mangle the very nature of causality and love. A fantasy, superheroes, scifi, romance, suspense, comedy, Western action series, and I’ll probably get around to adding self-help, Japanese cuisine and naval history eventually. Got to hit all of those Amazon categories.
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Characters Cheatsheet – Contains spoilers.
Book 1 — Do It Yourself (Complete)
In the peaceful Australian suburb of South Hertling, two big-box hardware stores drift towards war — a war that may threaten everything we know about stuff, and whatnot.
Book 2 – Clocks and Boxes (Complete)
Can two middle-aged shopkeepers find love the dark times following the Hardware War, without destroying all of time and space?
(Disclaimer: this one probably won’t make a lot of sense if you haven’t read Do It Yourself.)
Book 3 – Trilobite Park (ongoing)
A new threat has arrived in South Hertling, in the form of a new aquarium full of resurrected trilobites, thanks to a scientist who was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, he didn’t stop to think whether he should bother.
(This one should be a little more stand-alone, and ought to be comprehensible to new readers)