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Hey, my tens of readers. Hope you're doing well.

Listen, I faffed up a bit -- a horror/comedy story of mine was featured on the Pseudopod Horror podcast, and I remembered to promote it on social media but forgot to put it on my own website. Oops. Pseudopod is one of the 'Escape Artists' suite of short story podcasts, including Escape Pod (SF), Podcastle (Fantasy) and Cast of Wonders (YA). I've been a fan for ages, and it's a real thrill to hear one of my stories read out loud.I hope you enjoy it too!

Link is: The House that Dripped Character -- written by me, narrated by Ron Jon.

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Most of the trilobites had deserted room 431. That room had been occupied by species of trilobite that lived on carrion. They hadn’t killed any of the people who had been in the room when the alarms went off, but once they escaped their tank they began nibbling on a tourist who had fallen and died in the panic. Once most of that body was eaten, the trilos scuttled out. Only two remained – Daphne, who was daintily gnawing on the few scraps of flesh on the tourist's skeleton; and Reginald, who eyed her whistfully from afar through his segmented eyes.

"Daphne?" he said.

"Yes, Reginald?"

"Oh… Nothing," Reginald said, his carapace reddening. ...continue reading "Trilobite Park — Chapter 22: Love Amongst the Invertibrates"

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With Wellsey's help, June barricaded the office from within, wedging the door tight shut with furniture.

"Thank goodness we use 1960s style filing cabinets," Wellsey said, "Instead of just saving shit on our computers."

"Well that should hold the door," June said, puffing. "There may be ninjas after the Prime Minister, but that should slow them down a little. I just hope the police can get in before the ninjas do. Also, how did my fairly reasonable life decisions lead me to this point, I just don't know, thank you." ...continue reading "Trilobite Park — Chapter 21: Possibly Under Siege, but Hard to Tell"

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